I have a friend who looks uncannily like Johnny Depp. One evening we were having a few in Wolsingham Club and some girl comes running over screeching about his resemblance to the Hollywood actor. She grabs him by the arm and frog marches him off to display his boyish good looks to her pals. On her way she encountered an older gentleman she clearly knew and presented her trophy to him accompanied by further screeching “eeeeeh doesn’t he look like Johnny Depp?!”.
“Johnny Wheeeeee?!” was the bemused reply.
That said, here’s yet another stupid idea for a shirt, executed perfectly. I do hope someone in Bishop puts a tribute band together, its ready made merch!
A premium, top quality (100% Combed Cotton, 165g, PeTA Approved Vegan) Continental shirt available in a variety of sizes. Print is Direct To Garment, water-based, and absolutely free of heavy metals, formaldehyde, and Alkylphenol Ethoxylates (APE), making them non-hazardous, non-toxic, and biodegradable. A canny little woven label finishes this shirt proving it’s absolutely Genuine Bishop Craic. If that isn’t quite environmentally friendly enough for you, we’ve even sourced Recyclable, Biodegradable AND Compostable bags to ship them in.